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metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

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prck:

It kinda sucks when people don’t realize how much you care about them

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

(via orgasm)

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On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

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Periods in a Nutshell

  • Period: Your stomach hurts.
  • Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
  • Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
  • Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
  • Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
  • Period: You want to fuck him.
  • Period: No you don't, kill him.
  • Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
  • Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.

tectonikraven:

You don’t understand how much I love tattoos.

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